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[sabra_la_iudex.insanejournal.com]

Who: Bunnycorn
Where: Lepus and Monoceros
When: King’s Year 199, summer
What:

[It’s always a shame to lose one or your hideous abominations of science. They were created not just with long nights and spare parts, but with hopes and dreams. From the “It’s alive!” moment to the first peasant it devours, each monster carries many fond memories of its own uniquely accursed existence.]

[But they’re all dying now; not due to angry mobs or plucky heroes with swords going snickety-snack, but simply poor environmental adaption. You really should have weatherproofed them better. And with Lepus’s primary predators on the decline, a new creature has stepped up to fill the niche: the Lepus lepus, a soft, woobie-eyed bunny with large ears and big feet and sharp, pointy teeth. These days it seems like you can barely walk outside without stepping on one (or two, as there is a reason for their rapid reproduction rate).]

[They’ve invaded the neighboring country of Monoceros as well, but Monoceros has a far greater disaster on their hands. Before they knew it, they had the greatest supply of vinegar in all the land. That’s what happens when all your booze goes bad.]

Comments

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

[.................but why]

Are we so shunned by the gods now...

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

WHY! WHY SUCH A TERRIBLE THING?!

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

[I AM IN DESPAIR]

This is the worst omen...

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

[p. . .patpat]

We could never prepare for such a tragedy. . .

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

I think that may be putting it lightly . . .

[huff_huff.insanejournal.com]

[conquered Monoceros last night after he had to put down his giant eyeball tentacle slime chimera (with built-in death ray and real Kung-fu grip), and has been ruling it from a horizontal angle on your couch ever since]

[AND FOR THE RECORD HE WASN'T CRYING ABOUT IT THAT WAS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAYBE ALSO HE'S ALLERGIC TO YOUR STUPID FACE]

Shut up. Who cares.

[lightoflepus]

[amd so, the mighty hunter has taken a new prey]

[crouching in the trees, trying to do something about the new pest problem]

Here, bunny bunny bunny...

[cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com]

[at the base of a nearby tree]

This is growing to be ridiculous...

[lightoflepus]

I didn't realize how quickly they had kits.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

[watching some bunnies make off with an entire case of bad wine]

What are they even going to do with it. . .

[lightoflepus]

Maybe they like pickled meat.

[lovel_9999.insanejournal.com]

[skips in with an armful of bunnies]

It's so much more cheerful around here with these cuties around! I think I'm going to teach them some tricks! Which of you little darlings wants to learn how to pour Mama her morning cocktail?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

[PUSHING SOME RABBITS OUT]

That's going to be difficult in so many ways...

[lovel_9999.insanejournal.com]

I'm sure they can learn with the power of LOVE!

[lines her bunnies up on a table, giving the cutest one A GOOD SNUGGLE before putting it down]

[dontdesertthis.insanejournal.com]

[not so pleased with the bunny invasion]

... What if they won't learn tricks?

[lovel_9999.insanejournal.com]

Then we'll dress them up in cute outfits!

[brother_con.insanejournal.com]

[kicks a bunny while storming past, trying to find Mikhail, because the poor boy must be devastated.

Then pries the bunny off his goddamn boot, where it's latched on with its teeth]

For crying out loud...!

[spiderella.insanejournal.com]

[when you do find him, he's in his lab surrounded by shattered instruments and still throwing a tantrum. and anything made of glass that he doesn't particularly need right now]

How am I supposed to work with rabbits!?

[brother_con.insanejournal.com]

I suppose you could fuse a rabbit to another rabbit and make a double rabbit. [offers you the one he's carrying by the scruff, which is squirming and flailing and gnashing and trying to get at him]

[dontdesertthis.insanejournal.com]

[shooing some more rabbits outside]

It could be a lot worse.

[brother_con.insanejournal.com]

Do tell.

[dontdesertthis.insanejournal.com]

Please don't let this be my fault...

[picking up bunnies that wandered in where they shouldn't be]

[spiderella.insanejournal.com]

Hmph. If you somehow managed to call away the moons and fire up that old hag in the sky, please do tell.

The Happy Unicorn

[inspirited.insanejournal.com]

[You might want to duck as you enter or get hit by that whiskey glass, because a certain tavern owner is having a huge temper tantrum and taking it out on the unused glasses.]

How can it all go bad!? There's no rhyme or reason. What did I ever do to the gods, huh?

Re: The Happy Unicorn

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

[the door opens, except whoever was entering yelps and ducks out of the doorway instead]