http://sabra_la_iudex.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sabra_la_iudex.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slt_archive2010-12-12 10:40 am

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Who: Bunnycorn
Where: Lepus and Monoceros
When: King’s Year 199, summer
What:

[It’s always a shame to lose one or your hideous abominations of science. They were created not just with long nights and spare parts, but with hopes and dreams. From the “It’s alive!” moment to the first peasant it devours, each monster carries many fond memories of its own uniquely accursed existence.]

[But they’re all dying now; not due to angry mobs or plucky heroes with swords going snickety-snack, but simply poor environmental adaption. You really should have weatherproofed them better. And with Lepus’s primary predators on the decline, a new creature has stepped up to fill the niche: the Lepus lepus, a soft, woobie-eyed bunny with large ears and big feet and sharp, pointy teeth. These days it seems like you can barely walk outside without stepping on one (or two, as there is a reason for their rapid reproduction rate).]

[They’ve invaded the neighboring country of Monoceros as well, but Monoceros has a far greater disaster on their hands. Before they knew it, they had the greatest supply of vinegar in all the land. That’s what happens when all your booze goes bad.]

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[.................but why]

Are we so shunned by the gods now...

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
WHY! WHY SUCH A TERRIBLE THING?!

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[I AM IN DESPAIR]

This is the worst omen...

[identity profile] lawfulreception.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[p. . .patpat]

We could never prepare for such a tragedy. . .

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
How will anyone keep their spirits up when things are like this, Badger?
lightoflepus: (.ange - holy arrow)

[personal profile] lightoflepus 2010-12-12 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[amd so, the mighty hunter has taken a new prey]

[crouching in the trees, trying to do something about the new pest problem]

Here, bunny bunny bunny...

[identity profile] onetruth.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I think that may be putting it lightly . . .

[identity profile] lawfulreception.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I. . .I don't know. I really don't k now.

. . .

I suppose we could take up pickling.

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't LIKE pickles!

[identity profile] huff_huff.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[conquered Monoceros last night after he had to put down his giant eyeball tentacle slime chimera (with built-in death ray and real Kung-fu grip), and has been ruling it from a horizontal angle on your couch ever since]

[AND FOR THE RECORD HE WASN'T CRYING ABOUT IT THAT WAS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAYBE ALSO HE'S ALLERGIC TO YOUR STUPID FACE]

Shut up. Who cares.

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Elian, what will we do? Everyone will be...be...

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Something's very wrong if this is happening!

[identity profile] cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[at the base of a nearby tree]

This is growing to be ridiculous...

[identity profile] onetruth.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly don't know. This is . . . really bad.

[identity profile] lawfulreception.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[contemplating drinking it ANYWAY]

[identity profile] onetruth.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
. . . please tell me you aren't thinking what I think you're thinking.
lightoflepus: (Default)

[personal profile] lightoflepus 2010-12-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't realize how quickly they had kits.

[identity profile] lawfulreception.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe some other countries do. . .we could barter?

Unless alcohol has gone bad around the world.

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why have we been so forsaken??

[identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[makes a strangled, panicked noise]

[identity profile] lawfulreception.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately I'm almost frustrated enough to do so.

[identity profile] cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's unfortunate that we can't tell the males from the females or I'd say going after the females would be the swiftest route. Then again, with things bred in Lepus, I wouldn't be surprised if they both bore young.

[identity profile] lawfulreception.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[watching some bunnies make off with an entire case of bad wine]

What are they even going to do with it. . .

[identity profile] onetruth.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, it's not as though we've done anything to anger the Gods . . .

[identity profile] onetruth.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
. . . [briefly considers it]

No, even I'm not that frustrated yet.

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