http://sabra_la_iudex.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sabra_la_iudex.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slt_archive2010-12-12 10:40 am

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Who: Bunnycorn
Where: Lepus and Monoceros
When: King’s Year 199, summer
What:

[It’s always a shame to lose one or your hideous abominations of science. They were created not just with long nights and spare parts, but with hopes and dreams. From the “It’s alive!” moment to the first peasant it devours, each monster carries many fond memories of its own uniquely accursed existence.]

[But they’re all dying now; not due to angry mobs or plucky heroes with swords going snickety-snack, but simply poor environmental adaption. You really should have weatherproofed them better. And with Lepus’s primary predators on the decline, a new creature has stepped up to fill the niche: the Lepus lepus, a soft, woobie-eyed bunny with large ears and big feet and sharp, pointy teeth. These days it seems like you can barely walk outside without stepping on one (or two, as there is a reason for their rapid reproduction rate).]

[They’ve invaded the neighboring country of Monoceros as well, but Monoceros has a far greater disaster on their hands. Before they knew it, they had the greatest supply of vinegar in all the land. That’s what happens when all your booze goes bad.]
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[personal profile] lightoflepus 2010-12-12 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Most Lepus left them alone. They were considered 'for amateurs'. Of course, if they're the only predators left, I see an increase in bunny-based monsters in the future,
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[personal profile] lightoflepus 2010-12-12 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
... Good, because I wasn't trying to be.

[identity profile] cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[skewers a couple of bunnies who were in the process of creating smaller bunnies with his sword]

That's the worst part of it.
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[personal profile] lightoflepus 2010-12-12 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
At least they're tasty.

[identity profile] cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
We'll soon grow sick of them though.

[identity profile] cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[cleaning the blood from his blade and sighs]

It may prove a blessing though if the weather remains hot like this, the farmers will have trouble tending their lands.

[identity profile] cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
The sun bakes the land as well as living flesh.
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[personal profile] lightoflepus 2010-12-12 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[nods]

Good point. I haven't thought much of how plants grow.

[identity profile] cherry_on_top.insanejournal.com 2010-12-12 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
I must. [spits another rabbit as it darts out to gnaw his boot] Vermin...
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[personal profile] lightoflepus 2010-12-13 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
They take quickly to the lack of monsters.