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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Who: Ophiuchus FOR NOW
Where: The Ophi dorms kitchen
When: Day 136, morning
What: RECRUITING

[There is a tiny green thing standing on the table between you and breakfast.

Possibly in breakfast, and sizzling a little.

He looks DETERMINED and is holding a small squeaky piggy.]

SONS OF SABRA LA TAU, I am the Invader-class Irken ZIM!

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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Waits]

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[moves his coffee out of the way]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

A tough audience I see.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

NO MATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER!

I have come prepared!

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[Is contemplating swatting you away]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[SHUUUUNAHHH]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

[I wonder if I can reach around his gigantic head to get my coffee. Maybe I should just tase him.]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Is ADDRESSING SEPHIROTH STRIDENTLY]

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

Is he always like this?

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

*.......this is officially the strangest team ever*

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Eh... they come in wall size now?

[getto_daze.insanejournal.com]

[....how many twins are there here 8|aaaa!]

[getto_daze.insanejournal.com]

. . .where did Ablank go?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

I am HERE! Clever, is it not?

My MASTERFUL powers of disguise... can be yours as well.

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[flipsnshit.insanejournal.com]

No, but seriously. What the God damn ballsacks is that thing?

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Hey, if you figure it out, let me know.

[getsahead.insanejournal.com]

I believe he is a.

...

...

Green. Thing.

I do not know.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

...

[Glances down.]

A piggy.

[getsahead.insanejournal.com]

I like your piggy.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Is it not perfect? I, being the CUNNING invader I am, have all eventualities worked out.

[crimson_blank.insanejournal.com]

...

Okay.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Ohhhhh! A responsive one!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

LISTEN WELL!

[There is a speech, a grand speech, a speech with such energy and passion you can ALMOST hear the background music swell. (http://asylums.insanejournal.com/sabra_la_tau/179823.html?thread=75290479#t75290479)]