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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Who: Ophiuchus FOR NOW
Where: The Ophi dorms kitchen
When: Day 136, morning
What: RECRUITING

[There is a tiny green thing standing on the table between you and breakfast.

Possibly in breakfast, and sizzling a little.

He looks DETERMINED and is holding a small squeaky piggy.]

SONS OF SABRA LA TAU, I am the Invader-class Irken ZIM!

Comments

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Tiny, green, loud, delusional? Sounds right.

But I'm pretty sure if we found something high enough and threw him off, he'd bounce.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

...I see.

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Plus, I want to see if he'll float if I toss him in the lake.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

It'd probably be a problem if he doesn't, though.

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Eh, maybe! I'm pretty sure he'd survive, because I'm not really sure he needs to breathe.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

Assuming he doesn't run into any of the creatures there.

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

[chuckles]

He ain't kidding about the electricity thing. He'll figure it out.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

*raising an eyebrow*

Oh?

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

You see when Orion and Lepus shifted dorms? He did that, with the tiny smelly kid with the glasses.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

...ah.

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

He's a big headed thing. He'll survive.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

*...nods*

He seems.... lively enough.

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Lively! Hah, yeah. Close enough.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

As long as he doesn't do this every morning...

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Nah. Just as likely to be Boss, whining about girls.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

"Boss"?

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Soldier.

[wildgeese.insanejournal.com]

Ah.