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Who: Ophiuchus FOR NOW
Where: The Ophi dorms kitchen
When: Day 136, morning
What: RECRUITING

[There is a tiny green thing standing on the table between you and breakfast.

Possibly in breakfast, and sizzling a little.

He looks DETERMINED and is holding a small squeaky piggy.]

SONS OF SABRA LA TAU, I am the Invader-class Irken ZIM!

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[I wonder if I can reach around his gigantic head to get my coffee. Maybe I should just tase him.]

[Is ADDRESSING SEPHIROTH STRIDENTLY]

[hmmmm.

experimentally tweaks one of Zim's antennae.]

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Don't DO that!

[biting down on his laughter.]

I'm so sorry. Please, continue.

Oh, oh I will. THE CONTINUING I SHALL DO!

[snorts, suspiciously. but, also! clapping in a totally ~~sarcastic~~ ~~mocking~~ sincere fashion!]

[IT IS A POWERFUL SPEECH! YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE BACKGROUND MUSIC.]

[...man, if you add a hat and some hair...bit of a slouch...hm.]

Well?

Put a lot of thought into it, didn't you?

This is something of GREAT URGENCY! Of course, my unrivaled brain has spent it's TIME upon it!

Yeah? And what's your great plan for step two?

Is he always like this?

Tiny, green, loud, delusional? Sounds right.

But I'm pretty sure if we found something high enough and threw him off, he'd bounce.

...I see.

Plus, I want to see if he'll float if I toss him in the lake.

It'd probably be a problem if he doesn't, though.

Eh, maybe! I'm pretty sure he'd survive, because I'm not really sure he needs to breathe.

Assuming he doesn't run into any of the creatures there.

[chuckles]

He ain't kidding about the electricity thing. He'll figure it out.

*raising an eyebrow*

Oh?

You see when Orion and Lepus shifted dorms? He did that, with the tiny smelly kid with the glasses.

...ah.