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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Who: Ophiuchus FOR NOW
Where: The Ophi dorms kitchen
When: Day 136, morning
What: RECRUITING

[There is a tiny green thing standing on the table between you and breakfast.

Possibly in breakfast, and sizzling a little.

He looks DETERMINED and is holding a small squeaky piggy.]

SONS OF SABRA LA TAU, I am the Invader-class Irken ZIM!

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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

There is already a team! A mighty team who is living UNDETECTED!

With a simple disguise, you could join them! We live amongst them! Observe their ways! Push their petty feuds and when the time is right! Exploit thier weaknesses while we laugh and each delicious snacks.

Yes, we might be discovered, yes we might even be put to horrible torture and DEATH!

But do we not have the MIGHT when confronted? Is not the GAIN that we might capture enough?

To bring it back to the slightly diverged from allusion.. in that time of death and regret! Would you think back and wish to trade in ALL of those memory berries for a chance at not being so bored your brain tries to escape?

To have that excitement of LIFE AND ADVENTURE!

TO HAVE PURPOSE!

TO TELL THE BLANKS!

THEY MAY TAKE OUR SQUIGGLYSQUOOCHES! BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE!

OUR FRITOES!

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . . I suppose that does sound interesting.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Excellent!

You begin as soon as you have gathered your DISGUISE.

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . .

And what would constitute a proper disguise, if I may ask?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

At least a SIGNIFICANT change... usually the eyes is enough to do it to BLEND properly.

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

I suppose I could see what I can find.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Gets some markers and draws for a moment...

... then shoves the NEWLY DISGUISED PIGGY in your face.]

SEE THIS? It is now UNLIKE what it had been! This kind of STEALTH is what we need!

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Well?

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

So, you think that living on top of other pepole's dorms is the way to go?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

It HAS been so far. However to PERFECT my illusions. I shall need .... teammates.

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Yeah? So, what, you'd need at least four of us. Six, to be realistic.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Glad you could accept! We will begin soon!

[getsahead.insanejournal.com]

Question!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Go ahead!

[getsahead.insanejournal.com]

What dangers may befall one's...

SQUIGGLYSQUOOCH.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

I don't ... know!

There was just merely PAIN and darkness... and then MUCH MORE PAIN.

And an odd aftertaste of mint.

[getsahead.insanejournal.com]

I like mint...

[getto_daze.insanejournal.com]

--I heard adventure and snacks. We're in!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

PERFECT! Acquire CLEVER disguises!

We shall begin SOON!

[crimson_blank.insanejournal.com]

[waiting for the speech to wind down, then]

All I really care about is a chance to swing my sword.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Very well... You may be captain of the DOOMBRINGER division!

[crimson_blank.insanejournal.com]

What doombringer division?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Well it may seem slightly undoomful at the moment, but my robotic army can back you up should you need it.

[crimson_blank.insanejournal.com]

Don't need 'em.