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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Who: Ophiuchus FOR NOW
Where: The Ophi dorms kitchen
When: Day 136, morning
What: RECRUITING

[There is a tiny green thing standing on the table between you and breakfast.

Possibly in breakfast, and sizzling a little.

He looks DETERMINED and is holding a small squeaky piggy.]

SONS OF SABRA LA TAU, I am the Invader-class Irken ZIM!

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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

NO MATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER!

I have come prepared!

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . . have you?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Oh yes. Yes I have. In the case that there was no one CLEVER enough to fill in the appropriate lines. I HAVE A STAND IN.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Squeaks the piggy.]

Fweeeeeeewah!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Eh? What's that? Ah yes, I have heard those MIGHTY rumors as well.

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Yes, yes, I'm sure you know of my incredibly stature, STEALTH SKILLS and command of electricity!

They're all true. I AM Zim!

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . . yes. You are quite impressive.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I am.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

BUT! I see before me, a whole DORM of ... assorted beings here in DEFIANCE of the game playing ways! But what has that left you? To do random errands and make occasional...

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

... weird.... squishy... noises...


And whatever you do.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

But never mind that because I really don't want to know about your filthy biology!

YOU HAVE COME HERE OF YOUR FREE WILL!

And now you are bored! What will you do against this boredom?

Will you fight? WILL YOU PASS OUT FRUIT?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Fweeeeeaak!

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[takes a sip of coffee]

What is it you are proposing, Zim?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Glad you could join the speech here.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

I am proposing INVASION.

Yes... we will join them! LIVE AMONG THEM! NONE THE WISER, gleaning information without the NEED for payment! To be amongst them to PUSH them towards their own DOOM!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Yes, yes, I do understand you pink skinned wrigglies don't have orders. But who would wait for orders?! Are you common soldiers?

Many years from now will they talk about how nice and obedient you were? Laying there, all... genetic material breaking down, thinking... if only I could have taken over properly...

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . .

Go on.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

There is already a team! A mighty team who is living UNDETECTED!

With a simple disguise, you could join them! We live amongst them! Observe their ways! Push their petty feuds and when the time is right! Exploit thier weaknesses while we laugh and each delicious snacks.

Yes, we might be discovered, yes we might even be put to horrible torture and DEATH!

But do we not have the MIGHT when confronted? Is not the GAIN that we might capture enough?

To bring it back to the slightly diverged from allusion.. in that time of death and regret! Would you think back and wish to trade in ALL of those memory berries for a chance at not being so bored your brain tries to escape?

To have that excitement of LIFE AND ADVENTURE!

TO HAVE PURPOSE!

TO TELL THE BLANKS!

THEY MAY TAKE OUR SQUIGGLYSQUOOCHES! BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE!

OUR FRITOES!

[bringyoudispear.insanejournal.com]

. . . I suppose that does sound interesting.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Excellent!

You begin as soon as you have gathered your DISGUISE.

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[getsahead.insanejournal.com]

Question!

[getto_daze.insanejournal.com]

--I heard adventure and snacks. We're in!

[crimson_blank.insanejournal.com]

[waiting for the speech to wind down, then]

All I really care about is a chance to swing my sword.