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[failhero.insanejournal.com]

Who: Monoceros + any visitors
Where: Monoceros
When: Day 120, morning
What: Breakfast

[Something is happening. Something strange. Something no one has ever seen before.

Almaz totally just ate all of Stephan's rations AND his own]

Comments

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[STRETCHYAWN wanderthrough] Ah, FOODENING!

Where are your snacks servantblanks?

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

In m'stomach? [ohm nom]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

...

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

WELL! REGURGITATE THEM!

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

...

[offers his last piece of jerky]

How's this instead?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Overly processed muscle matter?

... Well, it will DO.

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

Doesn't Dingbatticus get rations?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Of COURSE it does! Like all perfectly normal cave worms!

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

If it's not enough, that nice black team may uhm help.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Oh. THEM! WHO WOULD TRUST THEM!

I WOULD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER GO TO THEM.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Snacks? This is breakfast.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

And?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

And it isn't for you to snack on, as it's part of our not-so-balanced diet. . .?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

YOU LIE!!!!

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

GEH--!

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

I-I'm not! And please use your indoor voice!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

You have two voices!

FASCINATING! Demonstrate this MUTATION! Can it BREAK WALLS?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

What? No! It's just a figure of speech! There's nothing mutated about lowering your voice!

[recalled_time.insanejournal.com]

... I don't think we have any.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

YOU LIE!!!

A SNACK SEEKING BLANK SUCH AS I WOULD NOT HAVE APPEARED IF THERE WERE NOT DELICIOUS SNACKS!

[recalled_time.insanejournal.com]

[asdjfkdl]

I-It's the truth, though! There's only our rations for breakfast!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

You are FORTUNATE, white larva! I have been appeased! [Nomming on jerky] Doww not fwink iz gonna be so [gulp] EASY the next time to MISLEAD SWEETPEA!

[recalled_time.insanejournal.com]

... what kind of snacks does Sweetpea like?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

I have discovered NOTABLE affinities to SWEET THINGS, FRIED THINGS, and what appears to have been incomprehensibly mangled parts of everything in a batter.

[recalled_time.insanejournal.com]

Mmm... we don't usually have a lot of sweet things, but I could maybe try something fried or things in a batter.