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Who: Monoceros + any visitors
Where: Monoceros
When: Day 120, morning
What: Breakfast

[Something is happening. Something strange. Something no one has ever seen before.

Almaz totally just ate all of Stephan's rations AND his own]

Comments

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Snacks? This is breakfast.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

And?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

And it isn't for you to snack on, as it's part of our not-so-balanced diet. . .?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

YOU LIE!!!!

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

GEH--!

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

I-I'm not! And please use your indoor voice!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

You have two voices!

FASCINATING! Demonstrate this MUTATION! Can it BREAK WALLS?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

What? No! It's just a figure of speech! There's nothing mutated about lowering your voice!

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Are you insulting the GARGANTUAN HEIGHT OF MY VOICE?!!?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

A voice doesn't have a height, it has a volume! And yes! I mean, no! I'm just ah. . .

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Be at EASE. I accept your heartfelt apology! [Nomming jerky now.]

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Gee, thanks. You're ever so merciful.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

I know I know, servantblank!

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Do you really have to call us servantblanks? I mean, we all have names you know.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

... Like....

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

. . .like Almaz? And Sakura? And I'm Badger. You don't have to latch 'blank' on the end of every name either.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Alm, Kur and Bad.

Yes, yes, I will remember.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Starts working on plans with your leader~]

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

[GONNA EAVESDROP NOT SO SUBTLY]