http://failhero.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] failhero.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slt_archive2010-04-04 03:03 pm

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Who: Monoceros + any visitors
Where: Monoceros
When: Day 120, morning
What: Breakfast

[Something is happening. Something strange. Something no one has ever seen before.

Almaz totally just ate all of Stephan's rations AND his own]

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
YOU LIE!!!

A SNACK SEEKING BLANK SUCH AS I WOULD NOT HAVE APPEARED IF THERE WERE NOT DELICIOUS SNACKS!

[identity profile] recalled_time.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[asdjfkdl]

I-It's the truth, though! There's only our rations for breakfast!

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
You are FORTUNATE, white larva! I have been appeased! [Nomming on jerky] Doww not fwink iz gonna be so [gulp] EASY the next time to MISLEAD SWEETPEA!

[identity profile] recalled_time.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
... what kind of snacks does Sweetpea like?

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I have discovered NOTABLE affinities to SWEET THINGS, FRIED THINGS, and what appears to have been incomprehensibly mangled parts of everything in a batter.

[identity profile] recalled_time.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm... we don't usually have a lot of sweet things, but I could maybe try something fried or things in a batter.

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Really?]

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

AT LAST!!

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Very well, you are now the leader of this team. REJOICE!

[identity profile] lawfulreception.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[claps]

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you will do a fine job. They're counting on you and all that yada yada, do you think you have enough room for a frying vat here?

[identity profile] recalled_time.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Um. [looking around] Maybe? Depends on how big it is?

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
...

I can size to accommodate...

[SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY.]

[identity profile] recalled_time.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Is this really okay? I mean, I could try to experiment first and i-it's not like I'm all that experienced at cooking, so...

[identity profile] i_have_organs.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, DETAILS, just test it on him. [Points at Almaz.] I'm sure with his newfound need for FOOD, he will be a most willing test subject.

[identity profile] recalled_time.insanejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. [nods!] I'll ask Watanuki-kun for help, too.