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Who: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
Where: TO THE COVE (near Apus)
When: Day 272, late afternoon
What: FOR A WEDDING (there'll be cake!)

[you may notice a small girl in pink yelling something similar to this as she runs past you]

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You too! I'm Cheer from Apus. My teammate El and Daisy from Cygnus are getting married and now our baby will be legal and everything!

Cheer, all right! That's a cute name, I like it.

But all right, why not? Since you're inviting me, I might as well tag along! Aaah, but I won't have a present for the couple. That's too bad.

Do you know anyone who could jump out of a cake?

[...SO MANY OPTIONS. SO MANY]

That depends. Would you want a girl or a boy?

A boy, of course. Using a girl would be kinda skeevy.

You can one of my teammates, Dagger. Or you can get Extreme from Cetus! They would certainly love to.

But if you can't manage to get them to, I'll do it.

You're so helpful! Thanks~

"Extreme"? That certainly seems like the name of someone who'd fit the job. I wonder if he's home...

Extremely fit for the job! You should recognize him easily, he looks like a lost puppy. Ah, but just asking for him will do the trick.

So like, yelling out "EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME" will summon him?

It has to be "EXTREME NEW GUY ON CETUS", but that's close enough! And if you can, make sure to become friends with him.

Easier done than said! Do I get a prize? or just a friend?

[being all dramatic]

The wonderful feeling of having helped someone in need should be enough! I can't believe you'd ask for a prize!

I like helping people in need! Just the way you put it, it sounded like there were presents involved.

Hahah! Well, you never know. Maybe there is one if you manage to get him to say "we're friends"! And extreme present.

I'll do what I can to find him and befriend him, whether he likes it or not!

That's the spirit! You go, Cheer!

I'll do my best, Spark!

So, are you coming to our wedding? It's just outside the dorm!

Of course I'm coming, there's no way I'll miss that. It sounds fun!

I hope so! Did you really want to give a striptease to the bride?

—Wait, a striptease? You only said come out of the cake.

Yeah, but then we couldn't eat the cake because it would fall onto the ground.

You don't have to! I guess it's kind of forward, come to think of it.

Well, it's not that, I don't mind particularly, but... I wouldn't want to embarrass my team too much. It'd be bad if people started to think of Corvus as a team of strippers.

Someone already told me that the purple team was a team of strippers.

There's no way that's true.