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Who: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
Where: TO THE COVE (near Apus)
When: Day 272, late afternoon
What: FOR A WEDDING (there'll be cake!)

[you may notice a small girl in pink yelling something similar to this as she runs past you]

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It has to be "EXTREME NEW GUY ON CETUS", but that's close enough! And if you can, make sure to become friends with him.

Easier done than said! Do I get a prize? or just a friend?

[being all dramatic]

The wonderful feeling of having helped someone in need should be enough! I can't believe you'd ask for a prize!

I like helping people in need! Just the way you put it, it sounded like there were presents involved.

Hahah! Well, you never know. Maybe there is one if you manage to get him to say "we're friends"! And extreme present.

I'll do what I can to find him and befriend him, whether he likes it or not!

That's the spirit! You go, Cheer!

I'll do my best, Spark!

So, are you coming to our wedding? It's just outside the dorm!

Of course I'm coming, there's no way I'll miss that. It sounds fun!

I hope so! Did you really want to give a striptease to the bride?

—Wait, a striptease? You only said come out of the cake.

Yeah, but then we couldn't eat the cake because it would fall onto the ground.

You don't have to! I guess it's kind of forward, come to think of it.

Well, it's not that, I don't mind particularly, but... I wouldn't want to embarrass my team too much. It'd be bad if people started to think of Corvus as a team of strippers.

Someone already told me that the purple team was a team of strippers.

There's no way that's true.

No?

I guess there's a lot of purple teams. So maybe I got the wrong one.

I guess Cepheus would make a good team of strippers.

Either way, wouldn't a strip-tease make the bride uncomfortable too? Perhaps it's best to think of something else.

But isn't that an important part of a wedding-slash-baby shower?

I've never really been in one... probably. Maybe you should get the groom to do the striptease. He's also the father of the baby, after all. It sounds fair to me.

Yeah, but...

...You've never met El, have you.

[he shakes his head]

Not really, no. Well, if it's so important, maybe I can do it but... I'm not really sure how good I'd be for that.

Nah, it's okay. I'll get the right purple stripper team next time! But you should still come and eat cake!

I hope you'll find the stripper of your dreams.

And I can't possibly say no to cake, can I?

There's only five or six to choose from, but I'll keep my fingers crossed!

And no, you can't. You can only say yes.

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