http://heliotropism.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] heliotropism.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slt_archive2010-10-02 01:09 pm

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Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

[identity profile] homobastard.insanejournal.com 2010-10-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just as promised, I'm here to talk to your team about the mission.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent. Ah, would you care to come in?

[identity profile] homobastard.insanejournal.com 2010-10-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
If it's not too much trouble.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-03 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's no trouble.

Ah, good evening to you as well.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-03 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's fine.

Have you thought of a joke yet?

[identity profile] homobastard.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[waits a bit and shrugs]

Well I'd hate to take up too much of your time.

Did you want to take notes?

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
No need.

[sits down at the table, sliding a small tray of little potato-chive buns to Aeon. Spear has already gotten tea because I have apparently trained him super well]

[identity profile] homobastard.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Indeed you have, super-mom.]

I'll need your team to gather and construct a ten foot statue of the little green guy.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
. . .



You want us to make . . . a ten foot statue of Zim.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
. . . where should we put it?

And can I get some materials from you? . . . and is Corvus allowed to assist?

[identity profile] homobastard.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
By the lake?

Materials need to be gathered, though I can supply you with a few tools for that.

If you can get Corvus to assist, then by all means.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Please supply us with whatever you can. And, ah, I mean, if I wanted to put something glowing for the eyes . . . maybe lasers . . .

[identity profile] homobastard.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm sure he'll appreciate that.

I'll ask him what he can give you to give it a sense of... realism.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

I can't be held responsible if it somehow self-destructs.

[identity profile] homobastard.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
As long as I see it before it does.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine! I've got it. I've got it memorized.

[identity profile] zeromemories.insanejournal.com 2010-10-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

But why.