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Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

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It's no trouble.

Ah, good evening to you as well.

Hope you don't mind if I come along as well.

No, it's fine.

Have you thought of a joke yet?

[waits a bit and shrugs]

Well I'd hate to take up too much of your time.

Did you want to take notes?

No need.

[sits down at the table, sliding a small tray of little potato-chive buns to Aeon. Spear has already gotten tea because I have apparently trained him super well]

[Indeed you have, super-mom.]

I'll need your team to gather and construct a ten foot statue of the little green guy.

. . .

You want us to make . . . a ten foot statue of Zim.

Yeap.

Any questions?

. . . where should we put it?

And can I get some materials from you? . . . and is Corvus allowed to assist?

By the lake?

Materials need to be gathered, though I can supply you with a few tools for that.

If you can get Corvus to assist, then by all means.

. . .

Please supply us with whatever you can. And, ah, I mean, if I wanted to put something glowing for the eyes . . . maybe lasers . . .

... I'm sure he'll appreciate that.

I'll ask him what he can give you to give it a sense of... realism.

. . .

I can't be held responsible if it somehow self-destructs.

As long as I see it before it does.

Deal.

I'll check up on your team in a few days.

[ HILARITY. ]

. . . do you need to make reference pictures?

. . . nnnno.

Are you sure? We could get him to make an appearance.

It's fine! I've got it. I've got it memorized.

If you insist.

. . .

But why.

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