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Who: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
Where: TO THE COVE (near Apus)
When: Day 272, late afternoon
What: FOR A WEDDING (there'll be cake!)

[you may notice a small girl in pink yelling something similar to this as she runs past you]

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Friends don't let friends not go for what they want, even if they say they don't want it. I mean, I guess you're watching your figure, but you should still have at least some cake and ice cream.

But I can feed myself!!

But I want to do a thing for you! And I thought your hands might be...busy. Or something.

... *ogod so much blushing*

I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE EL A HANDJOB UNDER THE TABLE. FUCK YOU!!

[you know, I don't know if I know that particular set of slang...]

[... that's probably for the best]

[either way I'm going to stare, because surely anger and profanity aren't normal]

*is covered with ice cream and kind of miserable now*

*looks around for a napkin*

Well, I'm not entirely sure what you just said, my good Cygnus, but it seems to have had something of a strong reaction.

Pyxis. Cygnus is gone, and it's never coming back.

*looks so miserable*

My apologies. I had not meant to bring up such a dismal topic.

What a mess of an introduction I have made.

*shrugs*

I'm just... gonna go home.

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Wh-wha-WHAAAT!?

Wh-why would you think-- Augh! Pervert!

*welp, there's a bowl of pickle ice cream in your face*

*...but at least there's no longer a girl atop you since she scrambled away pretty quick*

*I hate you so much*

*sorry, busy being thoroughly scandalised*

*you started it*

*you were the one sucking face with my teammate, don't blame me for your desires*

[my wife is so uncouth]

Calmly, my dear Daisy.

*I am covered in ice cream and blushing and on the floor and just suddenly kind of miserable*

[Choking on a piece of cake.]

*MISERABLE*

...

[You were just talking about handjobs to a girl, I think the ice cream thing was to be expected.]

*she started it*

[Now really, it's Cheer. You should know better.]

*is just. going to head in the direction of his dorm now, sob*