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[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Who: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
Where: TO THE COVE (near Apus)
When: Day 272, late afternoon
What: FOR A WEDDING (there'll be cake!)

[you may notice a small girl in pink yelling something similar to this as she runs past you]

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[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[...wedding?]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Oh hey, I was just looking for you! I think I figured out three things about a baby but I kind of need a wedding cake... Do you take credit?

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[Blinks. I...I don't even...]

Sure. Another three facts can pay for the cake.

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Do you need them now or later? 'Coz I kinda need the cake quick and I've been surprised how little anyone knows about kids.

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[Hmmm...]

Can ya tell me what ya got now?

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Okay.

El told me that you don't feed babies jerky. I think it's because they don't have enough teeth.

Orange said sometimes you're supposed to leave babies alone when they're crying, but that you have to do cry-training first, like learning birdcalls.

Nutcracker said that babies need a lot of attention! But I guess you're not supposed to give it all at once if they're crying too much. ...It seems like there's a contradiction here, but I don't have the evidence just yet.

And I think I learned something from Boomer about respect and staring contests but I don't know if that counts.

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

Don't use Boomer as an example for human babies. [P-please don't.]

[But pondering over those facts.] It's a pretty delicate balance. But...I'm done payments in installments before. So it's a quest for desserts and you've given half the payment already.

Just make sure ta get the other three in a timely manner, all right?

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

I will, I promise! You can even add interest if you want. If it was just for me, it'd be one thing, but this is for a higher cause!

Oh yeah, so do you want to preside or something?

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

...

Well, I do have vague priest memories....

[Oh, why the hell not.] Sure.

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

*hugs*

Thanks so much, you're the best! I'll make sure to get you extra burgers, too!

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[erjioeasjrw]

A-ah, well, it would be somethin' new ta try...

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

They are delicious and you will love them!

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[Probably.]

Right then. Well, I guess that'll cover any payment I need ta be a priest... [Not sure if I need to be paid for that, BUT WHATEVER WORKS.]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Great! Then, if you can get the food, I'll find a dress and a stripper and finish getting the wedding party together and we should be ready to start! We'll do it outside of Apus, I think! Outdoor weddings are the best, after all~

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

Strip... [I...I am not going to even ask.]

I'll do that then. I'll be by as soon as I can.]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Okay!