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[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Who: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
Where: TO THE COVE (near Apus)
When: Day 272, late afternoon
What: FOR A WEDDING (there'll be cake!)

[you may notice a small girl in pink yelling something similar to this as she runs past you]

Comments

Re: [Reception]

[hacks_ur_garden.insanejournal.com]

WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!

Re: [Reception]

[baddecisiondzur]

[well, if there is to be refreshments, as a participant in the ceremony, surely I am allowed to partake in them]

[in other words, is eying the cake]

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

*pulls back*

Because we're friends. ...Aren't we?

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Don't worry, there isn't anyone inside.

Re: [Reception]

[hacks_ur_garden.insanejournal.com]

*... s-sob*

W-well... I guess so, b-but...

Re: [Reception]

[baddecisiondzur]

Is that the usual custom?

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Don't really remember. But some people like surprise cakes! But I think it'd be harder to eat.

Re: [Reception]

[baddecisiondzur]

I nearly think so, as I have no desire to eat my fellow blanks.

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Friends don't let friends not go for what they want, even if they say they don't want it. I mean, I guess you're watching your figure, but you should still have at least some cake and ice cream.

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Oh, you wouldn't eat them, I don't think that's legal. They'd just jump out and surprise people. They might do a dance, too.

Re: [Reception]

[baddecisiondzur]

That is certainly an interesting custom. But is it a surprise when one expects it as part of the post-ceremony celebration?

Re: [Reception]

[hacks_ur_garden.insanejournal.com]

But I can feed myself!!

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Sometimes it doesn't happen. So I guess that's where the surprise comes in.

Re: [Reception]

[baddecisiondzur]

So someone may jump out, or someone may not?

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

But I want to do a thing for you! And I thought your hands might be...busy. Or something.

Re: [Reception]

[hacks_ur_garden.insanejournal.com]

... *ogod so much blushing*

I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE EL A HANDJOB UNDER THE TABLE. FUCK YOU!!

Re: [Reception]

[baddecisiondzur]

[you know, I don't know if I know that particular set of slang...]

[... that's probably for the best]

[either way I'm going to stare, because surely anger and profanity aren't normal]

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

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Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Wh-wha-WHAAAT!?

Re: [Reception]

[ghost_busty.insanejournal.com]

Wh-why would you think-- Augh! Pervert!

*welp, there's a bowl of pickle ice cream in your face*

*...but at least there's no longer a girl atop you since she scrambled away pretty quick*

Re: WEDDING~

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

...it really doesn't fit ya.

Re: [Reception]

[forlornlyorn.insanejournal.com]

[my wife is so uncouth]

Calmly, my dear Daisy.

Re: [PROCESSION]

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[Suspiciously looking away, hand over her face. Gah, curse you for being thorough there, Daisy.]

Re: [Reception]

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[Choking on a piece of cake.]

Re: [Reception]

[followstheahou.insanejournal.com]

[...wait, did someone ACTUALLY mix those together?]