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Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

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I'm not going to tell you now. Maybe I'll offer it next time I need a favor.

Do you need a cook?

I believe someone from Lynx is taking care of that for us.

... that's what I thought.

Are you a better cook than he is?

Yes. Actually. I was cooking for Ophiuchus long before he got here. ... I'd just take a different division, but the only one left has Slick in it.

You two don't get along?

He's terrifying and I don't like him.

[ amused ]

You'd rather cook for us?

I -- well -- yes. Sort of.

. . . Hm. I wonder if Aeon likes you or him better.

...

Aeon likes him?

Well, I'm sure there are certain perks to either of you . . .

I hope you mean cooking styles.

Hm? Sure.

... you didn't.

I'm blind.

The others aren't.

Exactly.

[siiiigh]

Whatever. I'm not trying to usurp his position or -- or something like that. For his sake, not yours.

Well, either way it would be one of you with Slick. So.

Or I can refuse to cook for his division period, and they can cope with nothing.

You could. I'm sure someone else wouldn't mind doing it, or pulling doubles.

... ...

[someone else doing it would be fine, but doubles...]

I guess it'd be a lot of work, but some of you teams seem really eager to get favors and advantages.