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[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

Comments

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

. . . Oh. I see.

If you want I can give you two some alone time.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

-- what? No! D-don't leave me alone with him!

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Don't worry, I believe in Aeon's goodness.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I don't!

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Okay, okay, I'll play chaperon.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

Thank you.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

You do know that if he does anything inappropriate I can't see it, right? So you'll have to yell exactly what he's doing very loudly.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

-- what?!

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

I can't help you if I don't know what's going on.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

[dsl;f;]

H-he's leaning on me, okay?

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

On a scale of one to ten how invasive is his leaning? With ten being most invasive.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I -- er -- five? I don't like it, but he's not really doing anything but leaning ...

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Okay, five isn't bad.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

-- but now he's touching my face and saying my eyes are pretty! T-that's at least a seven!

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Is this "at least a seven" you feel possible violation is coming on? Or "at least a seven" it just makes you more uncomfortable?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I-I don't know! Both!

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

You're not being very clear, but a seven is pretty serious. Is he doing anything else?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

N-no ... actually he's letting go now.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Back to zero then.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

For now.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Savor the moment?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

[siiiigh]

Why are you here, anyway?

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

To see if you'd done the mission . . . ah, and give you an exciting something, remember?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

.........

I-I changed my mind on the exciting part.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

. . .

Whoops.