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[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Who: Uraeus, that other noodle ( also I guess OTHER OPHI AND THEIR COOKS?! )
Where: U...URAEUSY... PLACE?/ophi place...?
When: Day 173, noon
What:

[ BREADSTICK WENCH, MAKE US FOOD. ]

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[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[pauses]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[grins]

That wasn't a threat.

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

You'll excuse me for being on edge.

What was it, then?

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

I was just stating a fact, that's all

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

Is that so?

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[shrugs]

So, what are you cooking?

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

. . .

Fish and chips. Fried cheese. Roasted onion. Bacon carbonara. Fish and lime ceviche. Chocolate biscotti and hot chocolate.

[chop chop chop chop chop]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

All that for one meal?

Well... I suppose since this is your audition, you'd want to go all out.

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

[shrugs]

Opening course, main course, dessert. Fried things for the green one.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[nods]

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

[becomes pretty absorbed in what he's doing. he even seems to be enjoying himself a little!]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[Continues to watch what he's doing, moreso out of curiousity than actual ogling.

Maybe a little ogling]

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

[there is always the ogling]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[It doesn't help you're using icons like that.]

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

[I'm helping]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[helping you get drugged maybe.]

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

[ah]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[Oh yes]

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

[has finished the opening plate—basically, fish and lime, with lots of tasty spices]

[hands him a plate]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Thank you~

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[goes back to finishing Zim's Fried Things]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

It's good, by the way.

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

I'm relieved.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

And you cook like this everyday?

[zeromemories.insanejournal.com]

If I had the ingredients, I would. Unfortunately, us normal blanks are a little more restricted. Or a lot more.