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[andredallover.insanejournal.com]

Who: Buttercup, Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Dorms
When: Day 78, evening
What: SLAVE LABOR Slick's present to the team

[In the Ophiuchus dorms, Slick is leading a blind boy in green down the stairs. The boy has a black tag around his neck which reads 'Guest', and may be the solution to how he's gotten in the dorms to begin with.]

The stairs spiral, don't kill yourself.


((WATANUKI IS COOKING DINNER FOR OPHIUCHUS. For now you can harass him while he tries to feed us, and later there will be a thread for DINNER!))

Comments

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Mmm, mm! Smells good.

You should kidnap the locals more often, Slick.

Re: [DINNER]

[andredallover.insanejournal.com]

Well... It sounds like the bosses don't care however we use em.

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

And we bless them for that.

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

Kidnap!? I'm getting paid, dammit!

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Metaphor, Slinky! Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I'm not Slinky, dammit! I'm BUTTERCUP.

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

...Buttercup. Okay, then.

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly! Get it right.

[puts a plate of food in front of him]

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

[sniffs, then blows on, then takes a cautious bite]

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

[it's probably quite tasty! he's clearing away some of the empty dishes and trying to be subtle about the fact he's watching for your reaction.]

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Not bad, Buttercup. Mmm...

[you probably didn't think he could get more relaxed, but that's just what he's doing.]

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

Well, good! The least you can say is "not bad" after the things I went through to put this together...!

[meanwhile, getting his glasses from Ticky]

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

There ain't such a thing as a free lunch.

[liiingering over the apples. om nom nom nom.]

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

Dinner, if you want to get ...

[puts his glasses on]

... ahh! AHHH!

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

...there's nothing on my face, right?

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

You've got WINGS!

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Yeah? And?

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

NOBODY ELSE HAS WINGS.

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

For a blind kid, you have good eyes there, Slinky.

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I-I'm not blind! I just needed glasses! And if you call me Slinky again, I won't cook for you next time!

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Such a pity. You should make it noodles next time, Slinky.

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

... what are noodles?

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

Long and skinny, made out of cut up dough, boiled?

Re: [DINNER]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

[:|aaaaa]

I could make something like that...

Re: [DINNER]

[winningly.insanejournal.com]

And this is why you're the best, Buttercup.