http://crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slt_archive2010-01-15 07:25 pm
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Who: Lord Il Palazzo & Excel
Where: Lord Il Palazzo's esteemed quarters
When: Day 99 late afternoon, while all those other chumps are surfing
What: Uwaaah Lord Il Palazzo sodreamy

I've finished all the laundry and put it up to dry, my lord~!
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[identity profile] heiltothelord.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Very well. Keep me posted on your progress on that front. We cannot let such an insult go without retaliation.

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! Our vengeance shall be neither swift nor humane! But...

Say, Lord Il Palazzo, that person... he has Scowl really fooled, you know?

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Him and another one on that team, I guess they come and visit Scowl a lot. I don't know what they're playing at, but I'm startin' to worry it's clouding up his judgment. Now that I think about it, there's somethin' just not right about his boss, too...

[identity profile] heiltothelord.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
And what makes you say that, Excel?

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
[rubs at her throat, not quite consciously]

Well... he's kind of off, you know? He puts on this act — if I didn't know better, I'd swear he were as weak and pathetic as a newborn, declawed, malnourished, possibly-drowned kitten.

[identity profile] heiltothelord.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
And yet he inspires loyalty. And great loyalty, at that... This bears looking into...

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
None so great as my loyalty for Lord Il Palazzo! But yes, I have already been nosing into their business as often as possible!

[identity profile] heiltothelord.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. And have you found anything?

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
[scrambles out]

I can't see over the top from down there anymore! Lord Il Palazzo has been working hard!

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
No sir! I simply wish to show my continued support for your every endeavor!

...Lord Il Palazzo? May I ask you a question?

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry to ask such a weird thing, but... what am I like, in Lord Il Palazzo's memories?

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[climbs back up]

Ah... it was a weird thing to ask...

[identity profile] heiltothelord.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Excel is Excel. There should be no need to doubt your identity. Even the very rocks know what they are, and they are without memories.

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah—! Yes, of course... Though there are moments when I think that I, like the rocks, would be better off without them...

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! That reminds me! There was another thing I meant to report to you! A person from my past appeared on Ophiuchus. I have determined that he is neither affiliated with nor a threat to us, and I am planning to muster up the will to be nice to him him for long enough to receive special favors and privileges!

[identity profile] heiltothelord.insanejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This seems most appropriate. Continue to curry favor for as long as possible, then.

[identity profile] crazylikeavulp.insanejournal.com 2010-01-17 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Is there anything I can fanangle for you, sir?
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