http://sabra_la_iudex.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sabra_la_iudex.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slt_archive2012-01-06 08:49 pm

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Who: EVERYONE
Where: The Arena
When: >(
What: YA'LL ARE DICKS

[Lightning arcs through the air, spreading out just over the heads of the gathered blanks with deafening thunder. Where it strikes the walls the marble chips and cracks, leaving small craters dotting the pristine surfaces. The face of King's statue is contorted in plain displeasure. Each time you blink, his gaze falls on a different person.]

That is quite enough. Let's have no more of these childish shenanigans. My patience has worn thin enough already, blanks.

Will you be handing over the keystones, yes or no?

[React || TRICKSTER || King Keystone Retrieval ]

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[identity profile] ghost_busty.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[very politely]

Where're we supposed to be finding these "keystones," sir?

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[identity profile] o_great.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell is a keystone?

And what are you bitching for? Did you not notice the lesbians?

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[identity profile] aclonetraveller.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
--oi!




Static does terrible things to my hair. Could you not?

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[identity profile] wutaistyle.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Are keystones anything like condoms?

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[identity profile] blank-star.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[holy shit thunder]
baddecisiondzur: (huh)

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[personal profile] baddecisiondzur 2012-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I very well could have... only I do not know where these key-stones are or what one looks like.

[not a lie, technically if only because Honor wasn't paying that much attention to the planning once she knew her role.]

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[identity profile] cavecrawler.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Iiiii still don't even know what one of those are.

I just got back, barely had time to get my suit in order.

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[identity profile] onetruth.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . crawls under a table]

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[identity profile] o_great.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[jerks back but]

Seriously. LESBIANS.

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[identity profile] xistential.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I like what you did with the lightning. Very creative.

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[identity profile] pushesdaisies.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I found a rock shaped sort of like a key once.

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[identity profile] carpedemon.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[says nothing!]

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[identity profile] grewuptootsun.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...I'm just gonna watch]

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[identity profile] wutaistyle.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[SKITTERS BACK, eek.]

Serious question! It was a serious question!

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[identity profile] lunarwings.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[miiiiiiight have jumped slightly at the lightning but not showing it]

Dunno where to find anything like that, dude.

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[identity profile] aclonetraveller.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[JUMPING BACK AND OUT OF THE WAY]

All right! All right already!

Now, what's this about "keystones"? Sorry, not heard of it.

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[identity profile] lone_centurion.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Man, I was just making bets on fights, I don't know anything about keystones.]

[Not until I get a signal, anyway.]

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[identity profile] sillyrabitricks.insanejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even own KEYS let alone keystones.

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