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Who: Bunnycorn
Where: Dorms!1
When: Day 282, early afternoon
What: MEMORIES AND THINGS

[a lawyer with a hangover has his shirt back on! And is staring at his one memory berry]

[just one]

. . .did I eat my others while I was plastered. . .

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I would have if you hadn't decided traumatizing people was an appropriate goodbye gift. Once you're gone, at least people won't look at us like bastard traitors or whatnot. Maybe.

They'll get over it.

Like we get over everything else, I guess. Either way, you get your freedom, we get slightly less shunned in a cave that's about to eat us. Eeeveryone wins.

Question one, I guess. Will you miss us?

[softens a little]

Of course.

. . .

Oh. W-well then--!

Which is why you should all come with me and be gods.

T-that again. . .

Look, Mirror. As much as I hate what you do, and I do put emphasis on hate, I still think you could be a decent person if you wanted to. And maybe you will, in your shiny new world. I'd still rather be a lawyer here, though.

Er, though of course, if anyone wants to hop the train, I sure won't stop them.

Maybe I'll be a decent person after all.

I believe in you. You have the power to be whoever you want, after all.

[bluh relaxes some. LAWYER IS RESIGNED--oh wait lulu is leaving '-']

--WERE YOU GOING TO TELL US ABOUT THAT? Y-you guys!

Oh, she told you? I'm glad~

A-a week before you all leave. . .Well, I'm happy for her. I'm glad you two get along so well. Trips are better with company, after all.

Haah, suddenly people leaving again. But we aren't losing anyone to the ground or Foreman, so that's awes--[. . .]

I don't know. He isn't my patroned, so I can't take him.

[aaaaaah]

I'll. I-I'll just ask Ophiuchus later.

--and that doesn't count as a question!

I'll be merciful just this once.

You are too kind, Mirror--er, Ana. I'm not exactly sure if you picked a formal name or not now.

I haven't decided for sure yet.

I guess you can just make them up as you go along. Alright, real question that's semi-related--! What happens to everyone who's still in your realm right now? Will you take them with you?

It depends on if they want to go. If they do, they'll come. If not, Foreman can have them.

A-ah. That's fair, yeah. I really don't want to imagine Victory Laser as an ant though.

I'll ask her to come with me~

Thank you. . .!

You have two more questions.

I know, I know! I can't rush these, they're special!

[thiiinks. . .--!]

Okay, let's imagine the worst case scenario here for you. Say everyone actually does have a way of knocking you down, or reducing you to dust, like Trickster! Are your eyes that item, and are they at a huge advantage if they do possess them. . .?

Or more directly, what is your weakness?

[her body language changes the hell up at that. hissing:]

If you are planning betrayal--!

W-woah, woah! No way! For one, I'm not dumb enough to be that direct if it were the case. Second, my mind's an open book to you, and I'm a terrible liar.

On the off chance the other blanks do have a way to get back at you, it's best to know how they're planning it, right?