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[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Who: Bunnycorn
Where: Dorms!1
When: Day 282, early afternoon
What: MEMORIES AND THINGS

[a lawyer with a hangover has his shirt back on! And is staring at his one memory berry]

[just one]

. . .did I eat my others while I was plastered. . .

Comments

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Stop looking at me like that. From now on it's water and berry juice! And no more tattoos. Ever.

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

What did they do to your back?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Nothing worth showing.

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

So you wouldn't mind showing me anyway, right?

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to taint your innocent, unsuspecting eyes.

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

I'm a murder detective. I don't have innocent, unsuspecting eyes.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Damn.

Still not showing you.

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

It can't be that bad.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

True, it doesn't involve Soldier's unmentionables. I can count that as a plus.

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

Exactly. So you should have no problem showing me.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Nope!

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

It can't be that bad.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Imagine the dumbest, most ridiculous thing you can think of with our team mascots.

Then add fire and cake, and plaster it across your back.

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Yeaaah.

That is what is burned on my backside right now.

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

. . .

I still want to see it.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

........................



Fine.

[TAKES OFF SHIRT and turns around. behold the glorious...........unicorns and rabbits and bulging eyes and muscles and lightning and snakes and explosions and holy shit a grenade and some CAKE]

[:|]

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

.................. [snrk]

. . .

[buries his face in his arms as he bursts out laughing]

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

[SHIRT BACK ON!!!]


Shut up, okay!

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

[noooooo laughing more]

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

[get outtttt]

I won't be so kind when something like this happens to you next!

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

[mutters into his arms]

That will never happen.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

If I believed in I'd say you just condemned yourself!

[onetruth.insanejournal.com]

Good thing I don't believe in jinxes.

[lawfulreception.insanejournal.com]

Karma, then. In any case, never mention this again or so help me I'll find a case for justifiable not-really-a-child-abuse.