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Who: Bunnycorn
Where: Dorms!1
When: Day 282, early afternoon
What: MEMORIES AND THINGS

[a lawyer with a hangover has his shirt back on! And is staring at his one memory berry]

[just one]

. . .did I eat my others while I was plastered. . .

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. . .

Stop looking at me like that. From now on it's water and berry juice! And no more tattoos. Ever.

What did they do to your back?

Nothing worth showing.

So you wouldn't mind showing me anyway, right?

I wouldn't want to taint your innocent, unsuspecting eyes.

I'm a murder detective. I don't have innocent, unsuspecting eyes.

Damn.

Still not showing you.

It can't be that bad.

True, it doesn't involve Soldier's unmentionables. I can count that as a plus.

Exactly. So you should have no problem showing me.

Nope!

It can't be that bad.

Imagine the dumbest, most ridiculous thing you can think of with our team mascots.

Then add fire and cake, and plaster it across your back.

. . .

Yeaaah.

That is what is burned on my backside right now.

. . .

I still want to see it.

........................

Fine.

[TAKES OFF SHIRT and turns around. behold the glorious...........unicorns and rabbits and bulging eyes and muscles and lightning and snakes and explosions and holy shit a grenade and some CAKE]

[:|]

.................. [snrk]

. . .

[buries his face in his arms as he bursts out laughing]

[SHIRT BACK ON!!!]

Shut up, okay!

[noooooo laughing more]

[get outtttt]

I won't be so kind when something like this happens to you next!

[mutters into his arms]

That will never happen.

If I believed in I'd say you just condemned yourself!

Good thing I don't believe in jinxes.

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