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And yer accusin' me of a lot of stuff for no reason!

Just of lying. And I'm accusing you because you're acting like you're lying. Will you just tell me the fucking truth already?

Of lyin', of bein' afraid, of be-

[And you can probably hear the clink of teeth as Kazuha SHUTS HER STUPID MOUTH because Roy told her things and she finally remembered them.]

[Must calm the tsun the hell down.]

Well it's one or the other. But you ain't here to talk to me anyway, right? Go annoy Number One, if he's your boyfriend.

.... [Less tsun. Just a slight amount now.]

Somethin' wrong with me meetin' a friend of my boyfriend's. He's not an idiot with just anyone.

...you're just going to be a fucking weirdo about this, aren't you. Whatever. You met me. And your boyfriend is a dumbass. Don't you think you could do better?

I came over to meet the guy Heiji was arguin' with and ta make him stop bein' an idiot. [Which is the truth!]

And I know he's an idiot, but he's my idiot. Besides, when he's not bein' an idiot, he's amazingly brilliant. Or cool. [You can HEAR the admiration in her voice. Though she did lower her voice because we wouldn't want Heiji to hear and get a big head.]

*laughs*

Head over heels, huh? Good for you.

*reaches out to hair ruffle, though accuracy may be lacking*

[Blushes.] I follow him ta murder scenes, only natural I have deep feelin's.

[And let's say you're lucky and managed that, earning a yelp from her as you mess up her hair.] Hey, watch the ribbon!

*laughs harder*

Girls are all like that, huh?

Ya ever try and tie a ribbon at the back of your head and make it even? It's not that easy!

Tell you what. I won't do it again until I can see, and then I'll fix it if I fuck it up, all right?

[H-haha, how well will that go?]

[Maybe a second longer pause than necessary.] All right. But ya better promise.

I promise I promise.

It's a deal then.

Though never knew a guy so willing to offer to tend ta a girl's hair. [A bit of a teasing tone.]

Hey, there ain't nothing wrong with that. Besides, I like to look good too.

*points to his roots, which are clearly not the blond of the rest of his hair*

[Looks.] Hmm, ya do make a good blonde.

And ta be fair, a guy who'll do a girl's hair is always a bonus.

*shakes his head*

Watch it. Your boyfriend will get jealous.

Good. I'd like ta know if he still thinks jealousy is him bein' protective of his 'follower.'

[There was a thing.]

...huh?

Amazin' how dense a brilliant detective can be.

Well, if you ever want some help making him jealous, I can help with that.

Well, now yer just temptin' me ta be mean.

[Wait until she remembers how much he talks about Kudo. If you're still blind by then, she's totally taking you up on the offer.]

Nothing wrong with being mean.

Well, he was hiding the doom of our world for a while, whatever that doom actually is....