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You acted weird at me. What's goin' on? And who are you?

I didn't act weird at all! [LIES.]

And I'm Kazuha, this idiot's girlfriend.

Kazuha.

I'm Weed. Now seriously, quit the fucking act and tell me what's going on.

I don't know what yer talkin' about.

The hell you don't! Are you acting weird cuz I'm blind? Is that it? Shit, I can take a hit.

I ain't doin' anythin' cause yer blind! [Teeeechnically not a lie. It's not the fact you're blind, so much as why you are blind.]

Jeeze, are ya freakin' out just cause I didn't hit ya?

I'm "freaking out" because even I can tell you took one look at me and decided something was wrong. So if it wasn't cuz I'm blind, it's cuz you heard something about me. And I want to know what the hell you've heard, cuz I sure as hell don't know you.

Who said I decided there was anythin' wrong? Maybe I just decided ya weren't a normal idiot I know who argues with my idiot and maybe I shouldn't be smackin' ya?!

I don't want to get smacked. But shit, you definitely acted weird, and either you're afraid of me or you don't want to hit a blind man.

Anyone arguing with Heiji like that ain't someone for me ta fear. And I'll hit a blind man if the blind man deserves ta be hit. New guy I just met deserves a benefit of a doubt.

I don't believe you.

And why not?!

Because you're a fucking liar. Don't see any reason to believe liars.

And yer accusin' me of a lot of stuff for no reason!

Just of lying. And I'm accusing you because you're acting like you're lying. Will you just tell me the fucking truth already?

Of lyin', of bein' afraid, of be-

[And you can probably hear the clink of teeth as Kazuha SHUTS HER STUPID MOUTH because Roy told her things and she finally remembered them.]

[Must calm the tsun the hell down.]

Well it's one or the other. But you ain't here to talk to me anyway, right? Go annoy Number One, if he's your boyfriend.

.... [Less tsun. Just a slight amount now.]

Somethin' wrong with me meetin' a friend of my boyfriend's. He's not an idiot with just anyone.

...you're just going to be a fucking weirdo about this, aren't you. Whatever. You met me. And your boyfriend is a dumbass. Don't you think you could do better?

I came over to meet the guy Heiji was arguin' with and ta make him stop bein' an idiot. [Which is the truth!]

And I know he's an idiot, but he's my idiot. Besides, when he's not bein' an idiot, he's amazingly brilliant. Or cool. [You can HEAR the admiration in her voice. Though she did lower her voice because we wouldn't want Heiji to hear and get a big head.]

*laughs*

Head over heels, huh? Good for you.

*reaches out to hair ruffle, though accuracy may be lacking*

[Blushes.] I follow him ta murder scenes, only natural I have deep feelin's.

[And let's say you're lucky and managed that, earning a yelp from her as you mess up her hair.] Hey, watch the ribbon!

*laughs harder*

Girls are all like that, huh?

Ya ever try and tie a ribbon at the back of your head and make it even? It's not that easy!

Tell you what. I won't do it again until I can see, and then I'll fix it if I fuck it up, all right?