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[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

Comments

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

-- n-no! Tazing wouldn't help at all!

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Well you're not being fair.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

This isn't fair to begin with!

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Oh? How so?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

All these trades are r-ridiculous to begin with! Making me pass out in exchange for looking in my pants, tazing me in exchange for me continuing to think you're a bastard! I don't like any of those things!

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[shrugs]

It was just a suggestion.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

A bad one.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

You're so cranky all the time though~

You should loosen up.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

Th-the last time I did that I tried making out with people...

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

... I take no offense to you wanting to make out with me.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

. . .


Aw.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

......... w-what's that "aw" for?

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Disappointment?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

That I don't want to make out with you.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Maybe?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

... now you're really just messing with me.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

You don't think I'd want to?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I'm not doubting that. I'm just doubting your intentions.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

What is there to doubt?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

That they're good! I-if you honestly wanted to do it because you liked me, that would be different!

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Then maybe we should get to know each other more so you can figure out if I like you or not.

Come by Ophiuchus for dinner tomorrow~

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

[sssstares at him. kind of shocked.]

D-did you just ask me out on a date?

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Seven o'clock.

[Waves as he heads out of your dorms]

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I -- but --

[s-sits down rather hard]