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Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

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And besides, you had underwear on.

Not like I really saw anything.

THAT DOESN'T HELP!

[leans in and drapes an arm around your shoulder]

There there, if you consider it a trade I won't have to tase you for the rescue, right?

[sldf; twitching at that]

W-well -- it's not like I want to get tazed ...

Exactly.

So it's done and over with. So we're back to having a clean slate.

[Still draped on you]

Th-then you can stop leaning on me now.

But I don't want to.

[grabs his chin and tilts it to face him.]

Gee, has anyone told you that you have very pretty eyes?

N-no, not really ...

[chuckles]

Well now there is.

[I'll be nice and undrape from you. For now.]

[jerks back]

You don't mean it.

What makes you so sure about that? Are you skilled in detecting compliments versus lies?

N-not particularly, but -- why would you mean it? Aren't you just messing with me?

So you're saying that Ophiuchus just lie and mess with people all the time and we're not allowed to make a sincere comment?

I see how it is.

Not all Ophiuchus! Just a decent percentage of them, and you in particular!

... you're clearly still mad cause I looked in your pants.

YES.

So can I tase you to make me feel better? And then you can still consider me as a dick.

-- n-no! Tazing wouldn't help at all!

Well you're not being fair.

This isn't fair to begin with!

Oh? How so?

All these trades are r-ridiculous to begin with! Making me pass out in exchange for looking in my pants, tazing me in exchange for me continuing to think you're a bastard! I don't like any of those things!

[shrugs]

It was just a suggestion.

A bad one.

You're so cranky all the time though~

You should loosen up.