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Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

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Been busy?

Aah, we have. I'm sorry, we haven't completed our mission yet. It was given at an... interesting time. We'll take care of it soon.

A timely fashion, please. [ pause ] Oh, and I thought of something more exciting for you to do as well.

Of course. ...Something else?

I'd like to repay a teammate of mine something.

Isn't that between Ophiuchus?

. . . it's an inconvenient situation.

A situation where you need a normal Blank to pay back an Ophiuchus?

Well, I couldn't see what he was doing. So he's either very fast or I couldn't touch him.

I thought you couldn't see anything. . .Who is it?

I can't, but sometimes people give away more than they plan. Ah. . . what's his name? . . . Slick?

[. . .]

Why did you come to us in particular?

Well, it's more exciting, isn't it? If you don't want it I'll go ask someone else. But if you do take it, it'll pay pretty well.

[iii don't think anyone else would have much luck 8D;; Either he had this information somehow or he has really good luck...]

What's the pay? What would I have to do?

[ I'm a very honest person~ ]

Hm, I don't know. Kick him in the crotch or something. [ waves a hand ] And how do you like meat as a payment? Or fruit . . . I'm not sure what you guys like best.

You happened to come to one of the only people who can actually touch him even if he rejects, so how about both? Do you have red meat?

Oh, you're one of the only people who can touch him? Lucky me.

We did well recently, so we do have red meat.

Practically the only person. Sold-- enough of both for my whole team, and I'll nail him hard. Want me to say it's from you?

You do personalized messages to, that's nice. Sure, why not?

Okay.

. . . that was strangely easy.

You're being generous and paying well. I know a good deal when I see one.

Does this mean it's a deal you'd be willing to take more than once?

It would get harder.

I assume it would. Well, I'm not looking to cause any trouble right now.