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[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Who: Lacerta, Ophi, whoever
Where: LACANISSS
When: Day 175, eveningy
What: hey lacerta hey lacerta hey hey hey also punch ticky in the nuts

[ TWO OPHI WALK INTO LACANIS. ]

Comments

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Well, it's more exciting, isn't it? If you don't want it I'll go ask someone else. But if you do take it, it'll pay pretty well.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[shrugs]

And does that make you hate me?

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

On a scale of one to ten how invasive is his leaning? With ten being most invasive.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

It makes you more fun to hang out with.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Exactly.

So it's done and over with. So we're back to having a clean slate.

[Still draped on you]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

Why thank you.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

Th-then you can stop leaning on me now.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[nods]


And how's Lacerta?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I -- er -- five? I don't like it, but he's not really doing anything but leaning ...

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

But I don't want to.


[grabs his chin and tilts it to face him.]

Gee, has anyone told you that you have very pretty eyes?

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

We should get Shinra to come with us more often. I think he'd like it.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Okay, five isn't bad.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

N-no, not really ...

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

-- but now he's touching my face and saying my eyes are pretty! T-that's at least a seven!

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

Is this "at least a seven" you feel possible violation is coming on? Or "at least a seven" it just makes you more uncomfortable?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

I-I don't know! Both!

[pierrotdetous.insanejournal.com]

[iii don't think anyone else would have much luck 8D;; Either he had this information somehow or he has really good luck...]

What's the pay? What would I have to do?

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

[chuckles]

Well now there is.

[I'll be nice and undrape from you. For now.]

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

I'm sure he will.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

[ I'm a very honest person~ ]

Hm, I don't know. Kick him in the crotch or something. [ waves a hand ] And how do you like meat as a payment? Or fruit . . . I'm not sure what you guys like best.

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

[jerks back]

You don't mean it.

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

You're not being very clear, but a seven is pretty serious. Is he doing anything else?

[ghostduster.insanejournal.com]

N-no ... actually he's letting go now.

[homobastard.insanejournal.com]

What makes you so sure about that? Are you skilled in detecting compliments versus lies?

[heliotropism.insanejournal.com]

[ slight headtilt towards Watanuki ]

Having fun?