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[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Who: Any
Where: By a WALL
When: Day 157, morning
What:

THERE!

[There is a wall. It wasn't there last night. It doesn't really start or stop anywhere interesting, and certainly is not rooted in any wall. In fact you could, just as easily walk around it.

It IS huge, though. With a small stepladder, and a rather comfortable looking cushion perched on the top of it...]

Crude... but it just might work.

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[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

. . .

Then?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

That way is only DOOM and horrible destruction! Rain of fire and cave ins! FILTHY intestinal parasites...

[Peers]

And Cepheus.

[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

[in a monotone]

Oh no, Cepheus.

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

I know, I thought that was a particularly disturbing point myself.

[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

. . .

This part of that job you're all supposed to be doin'?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

Of course not.

Now, go climb the ladder.

[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

And if I don't?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

I go with

[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

. . .

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

It's your choice!

[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

[glances up, then sighs]

This is stupid.

[climbing up :|]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

DO NOT QUESTION MY BRILLIANCE!

Now, sit in the designated location. Smile and say "Kumquat"

[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

[a brief pause to look down at him]

Say what?

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

It seems to be some kind of TRADITION.

I suppose I could use something colloquial. Smile and say "Squidrat?"

[ambibalance.insanejournal.com]

... Right. Whatever.

[finally makes it up and sits on the cushion!!! then, with the face in the icon...]

"Squidrat."

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[PUSHES THE BUTTON]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

...

[Pushes a second button]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Third button go]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Everything is TOTALLY under control here.]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[BUTTON MASH!!!!!!!]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

WORTHLESS THING!!!

[THROW IT!!]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[As it hits the ground, there's a rather pleasant BEEP!]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[It's amazing how sudden light in a cave can make everything seem 2 dimensional. Everything seems to flatten out, the shadows and contours removed in that instant.]

[Except when it fades to normal torchlight.... ... Shiki... doesn't seem to return to normal with it.]

[i_have_organs.insanejournal.com]

[Skitters up the stepladder, examines the frozen Del.]

Ahhh, the sweet stink of ~victory.~

[Pokes her right in the forehead. She topples over backwards... and breaks into a thousand cardboard puzzle pieces.]