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Who: ever.
Where: away from the Orpheus common area, the lake, and other common areas.
When: Day 148, morning.
What: releasing tension.

[Someone's snuck out of the dorms vvvery early. And appears to be taking it out on the rocks with his materia.

Watch out for minor earthquakes.]

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[shrugs]

Hasn't been too bad so far. Played two games, won one.

[nods]

That is pretty good. I didn't win anything until I'd been awake for nine days.

Some girl mentioned she's gone thirteen days without a memory.

... guess I am as badass as Batman.

But the question is, do you have the dead parents and the rich cover lifestyle to go with your insane justice stylings?

... well, I remember being in a motel saving some dude's ass by tossing a pen into a gun barrel with the luck of a Rabbit's Foot?

I think that makes you more like Doctor Strange, sorry.

Oh c'mon.

You'd have to be Elseworlds if you were dealing with cursed artifacts all the time. Plus, there's a fifty/fifty chance that Batman's writers would ignore the laws of physics like that without the foot.

Dash my dreams to dust, man.

... do I still get points for clockin' out a religious nutjob with a TV remote?

Forgot your baseball bat? But sure, why not.

I had a gun, but the remote was more convenient.

Oh, so you were feeling super-extra improbable.

After the dude's buddy brained himself by running into a wall trying to tackle me? Hell yes.

Really real lucky rabbits foot, huh?

Rabbit's Foot was some sort of spell or curse. But yeah, it worked. It so worked.

Huh. You remember what else you tried?

Nah, it was a short memory. Beating up some dudes with improbably style and some gigantor duct taped to a chair in the motel.

Damn, that's too bad. I was wondering if there was any other laws of physics you could bend that hard.

'Fraid not. I'll let ya know if there are any further laws of physics defying in the future.

I'll be absolutely breathless in anticipation.

[smirks and holding hand out]

Bond. Call me Bond.

[lips twitch, and he grasps Dean's hand after a second. strong grip, too.]

Chaz Villette. Or if you feel fancy, Doc.

I like bein' fancy. Doc it is.

All right. But it's for the Ph.Ds, not normal doctoring. I only know first aid.

Should I call you James, or will Mr. Bond do?