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[the-assistant.insanejournal.com]

Who: Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus dorms
When: Day 147
What:

[Ophiuchus may gather at the odd sight of a certain clockwork man carrying a protesting teammate, princess style, instead of just lumbering over to refill Ophi's stock of minor remedies.

In fact, he doesn't seem to answer ANY questions or acknowledge any of the midbosses as he wanders through the dorm. HE IS ON A MISSION. ONE THAT WILL NOT BE DETERRED. ONE THAT WILL NOT END UNTIL...

... He drops Katou bodily in the onsen.

The mask's expression turns to one of satisfaction at a task well done. Plants need water after all.]

Comments

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

But you finally admit you're a mutt! [chucks a wet sponge at him]

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

DID NOT!!!

*THROWS IT BACK >|*

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

[faildodge]

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

STUPID ASSHOLE!

*splash!*

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

Ugh, I'm too tired for this. Just get in the water 'n save me the trouble.

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

I don't like water.

*And since Kieran has been gone, he probably smells pretty bad, too*

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

Yeah well I've been wandering in the caves for like--shit, I don't even know how long--and I smell better than you do. What, can't bathe yourself?

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

Shut up! That has nothing to do with anything dumbass!

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

Just noticing you're kinda pussy about water.

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

I AM NOT!!

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

So jump in then.

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

...I don't like baths...

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

[Chucks wet shirt at you]

Guess I win again then, since I'm right~

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

*ARGH FINE undressing first though*

ARE NOT, DID NOT, STUPID FUCKER!!

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

Right right. [doesn't point out he wins either way now]

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

*good cuz then he'd just throw soap at your head and leave. Also, climbing in now, grouchily*

Hate water.

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

Why? It feels good.

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

...yeah, but I don't like the stupid soap.

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

What are you, five? That feels good too.

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

It smells.

[icansmokemyself.insanejournal.com]

It smells better than B.O.

[approve_dammit.insanejournal.com]

*pout*

I like my smell.

...wash my hair.