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Who: Lake post = Everyone for anything
Where: The lake, near Hydra
When: Day 145, Early evening
What:

[When your other personality is stressed, teammates are off being mature, annoying political situations abound, there's only really one thing for a shark to do.

Wade knee deep into the shallows and kill fish. With sharp pointy prejudice.

Bone spear and stabbination are a go. Two small-to-fair sized fish are already piled up by the shore behind him...]

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[raises an eyebrow, but doesn't move.

Waiting for a chance to mock, what else?]

[Eyes narrow. But isn't moving either.

I bet I could throw this spear pretty accurately.]

[both eyebrows up, interested/amused.

I bet you'd miss by a mile]

[Showing more teeth no- ...

And MOVEMENT, reacting quickly, halfturns and jabs at something in the water by his feet.]

[Glances down, then at Ikki.]

[Drags the tip of the spear up out of the water in a circular motion... and stops abruptly, sending the fish and a fair amount of lake mud dragged up with it at Ikki's face.]

[moves quickly, dodging the mud and snatching the fish out of the air, then turning to give Agito a BIG SMILE.

This will taste GREAT at dinner later!]

........................

[THAT IS STILL MINE, CROW FUCKER.]

[BUT YOU JUST GAVE IT TO ME OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF YOUR HEART.

IT BELONGS TO THIS IKKI-SAMA NOW]

[STOMPING BACK TOWARDS THE SHORE.

WHAT WAS THAT? "AGITO! I'M DONE WITH LIFE, PLEASE END IT FOR ME!" DON'T MIND IF I DO.]

[COMPLETELY IGNORING.

I wonder what Miranda could do with this FISH AGITO GAVE ME TONIGHT. Maybe Kohaku knows some fish-cooking techniques :O]

[On the plus side, he's not wearing A-T. Yet.]

[Yet. But he's dodging the kick as if he IS, quickly moving back a few steps.

YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT, BABY SHARK]

[Will I?

Stalking the last few steps out of the water, and paces a lazy circle around Ikki, as if deciding where to attack first.]

[only turning just enough to keep Agito in his vision, but otherwise? Hands in his pockets, casual, slouched posture]

[You can probably only tell how much that pisses off Agito by the shadow getting stronger...

He doesn't even try to attack from an awkward angle, sliding almost directly in front, he feigns high and comes in for a straight kick at your ribs]

[Agito may be able to see the brief, shit-eating grin Ikki has before he moves, taking a step back and bringing his hands down to catch the kick, using the momentum to either toss the shark or at least get him off balance]

[FFF no easy way to twist out, the moment the momentum pulls the shark off his feet, he's aiming bare heel at your face.]

[laksjdf drops the foot and tries to lean back to avoid the heel, but it still connects just hard enough to send him flat on his back]

[Attempting a twist but... yeah. Dropping flat and gracelessly, too.

Scrambles up halfway.]

One of these days you'll learn to just give in before you try.

[hopping to his feet, rubbing at his chin]

Give in?

[Getting to his feet as well, stance ready but not aggressive yet.]

The fact that you can't possibly win this, and will just be explaining bruises to your team. Give me the fucking fish back.

Hmm . . . no, I don't think I will. You gave to me after all, I couldn't possibly give it back now.

I don't think "couldn't possibly" is all that accurate.

[GRIN

And this would be a sweep incoming~]

It's completely—

[whoops, jumping back and over that] —completely accurate!