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[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Who: Harmony + anyone!
Where: A nice spot between the arena and the DelPavo area.
When: Day 144, around noon
What: NOMS FOR FREE... ish.

[Shinra is humming to himself as he finishes arranging a series of foodstuffs on a small table; there are:

-red and green jellos
-chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies
-a big chocolate cake

there's also two medium-sized containers on the ground, but why would you pay attention to those with all this delicious food here?

DO YOU APPROACH Y/N?]

Comments

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Maybe.

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

You not looking creepy at all just makes it worse. I'm cursed by the soul of the first Dog. It lives in me, etcetera etcetera I can talk to dogs and dog-like animals.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

... So you have two souls.

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

Yep. Do I get my sweets now?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Is that all you know?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

... no, but the rest is personal. I'm not telling you without a good reward.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[sighs] All right. Then this, please.

[plastic cup GIVE]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

[has absolutely no problem with turning around and peeing right there]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[WELL THAT'S HELPFUL]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

[AND I HAVE VERY GOOD AIM TOO]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[while you do that]

What is your name?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

Rainbow from Hydra. Are you a real doctor?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Define "real".

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

You have enough knowledge to deal with injuries and illnesses without resorting to leechs.

[you can has pee in a cup]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Not so good on the illnesses front yet, but that's only a matter of time.

[putting label on cup]

Do you mind putting that there? [points at one of the containers]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

[does so]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

You can have a slice of cake and whatever else you want. My name is Harmony, by the way.

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

... are your hands clean?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[holds up his hands, pinching and stretching goes here to demonstrate he has been wearing latex gloves all this while]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

Could you wrap my slice of cake and however many cookies you think I deserve with something safe? I've been a good blank.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

I hope napkins are safe enough for you, because that's all I have here.

[takes off the gloves and starts wrapping ze foods; that's a slice of cake and four cookies for you]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

Thank you!

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Thank you. Have a nice day!

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

[marches off with his cake and cookies]