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Who: Harmony + anyone!
Where: A nice spot between the arena and the DelPavo area.
When: Day 144, around noon
What: NOMS FOR FREE... ish.

[Shinra is humming to himself as he finishes arranging a series of foodstuffs on a small table; there are:

-red and green jellos
-chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies
-a big chocolate cake

there's also two medium-sized containers on the ground, but why would you pay attention to those with all this delicious food here?

DO YOU APPROACH Y/N?]

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What's the trade?

A sample of urine.

Is that it? How much food do I get?

Depends. Are you human, or not?

It depends, I am sometimes a dog.

... Excuse me?

I transform into a dog sometimes.

Tell me more.

I could show you, but I'd need a girl to hug me. Or to get tased more, but I'd expect at least a couple of cookies for each electrocution.

Is that how it works?

It works like a built-in self-defense mechanism except for the girl hugging which is just destiny mocking me.

What else do you know about it?

What am I getting for this information?

I'll give you a little extra something. [gestures at the table]

... this conversation is going to end with you wanting to study me, isn't it?

Maybe.

You not looking creepy at all just makes it worse. I'm cursed by the soul of the first Dog. It lives in me, etcetera etcetera I can talk to dogs and dog-like animals.

... So you have two souls.

Yep. Do I get my sweets now?

Is that all you know?

... no, but the rest is personal. I'm not telling you without a good reward.

[sighs] All right. Then this, please.

[plastic cup GIVE]

[has absolutely no problem with turning around and peeing right there]

[WELL THAT'S HELPFUL]

[AND I HAVE VERY GOOD AIM TOO]