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Who: Harmony + anyone!
Where: A nice spot between the arena and the DelPavo area.
When: Day 144, around noon
What: NOMS FOR FREE... ish.

[Shinra is humming to himself as he finishes arranging a series of foodstuffs on a small table; there are:

-red and green jellos
-chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies
-a big chocolate cake

there's also two medium-sized containers on the ground, but why would you pay attention to those with all this delicious food here?

DO YOU APPROACH Y/N?]

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It's not poison, right?

Wouldn't that be counterproductive?

. . . okay. I'll do it.

[present: PLASTIC CUP]

. . .

I'm. I'm going to take this to the outhouse.

That's fiiiine. I'll be here for a while.

[... LETS JUST STARE AT THIS CUP WHILE I LEAVE]

[YOU DO THAT]

[Comes back a little later with the cup.]

... uh. So where do you want it?

Ah, just one second. What's your name? [getting a marker]

...

Zero. From Delphinus.

[scribbles on a label, then pastes that on the cup]

Theeere we go. Ah, please leave it inside that container. [points]

[does so.]

Now what?

Well, what kind of sample was it?

Isn't that in your list as well?

You could have brought me someone else's.

I'm not peeing in a cup in front of you.

And I don't want you to! But I never said it had to be yours.

Non-human, right? Have a slice.

... you didn't say that.

... thanks.

I thought it was obvious.

... I can take this back with me, right?

Sure thing. Thank you for cooperation!

[Man, cannot believe I just did that for cake... which will be saved for Link]

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