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[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Who: Harmony + anyone!
Where: A nice spot between the arena and the DelPavo area.
When: Day 144, around noon
What: NOMS FOR FREE... ish.

[Shinra is humming to himself as he finishes arranging a series of foodstuffs on a small table; there are:

-red and green jellos
-chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies
-a big chocolate cake

there's also two medium-sized containers on the ground, but why would you pay attention to those with all this delicious food here?

DO YOU APPROACH Y/N?]

Comments

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[gets out the taser!]

Any preferred spots?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

Your pick as long as it doesn't leave marks I can't hide and doesn't give me a heart attack.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[nods]

Fair enough.



[TASERING YOU IN THE SIDE NOW]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

[fuck that hurts, grits his teeth and falls down, rolling around in pain for a bit]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[putting it back in his pocket, waiting]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

[stays down]

Ow.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Everything in order?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

Yes, yes. Thank you for your help.

[sits up and lifts his shirt to see if there's a mark 8(]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[THERE ARE NO MARKS, DON'T BE A WHINER, it's just reddish probably]

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

[will now be helped by Almaz]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Not interested in the food, I take it?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

What's the trade?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

A sample of urine.

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

Is that it? How much food do I get?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Depends. Are you human, or not?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

It depends, I am sometimes a dog.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

... Excuse me?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

I transform into a dog sometimes.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Tell me more.

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

I could show you, but I'd need a girl to hug me. Or to get tased more, but I'd expect at least a couple of cookies for each electrocution.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Is that how it works?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

It works like a built-in self-defense mechanism except for the girl hugging which is just destiny mocking me.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

What else do you know about it?

[but_a_wolf.insanejournal.com]

What am I getting for this information?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

I'll give you a little extra something. [gestures at the table]