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[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Who: Harmony + anyone!
Where: A nice spot between the arena and the DelPavo area.
When: Day 144, around noon
What: NOMS FOR FREE... ish.

[Shinra is humming to himself as he finishes arranging a series of foodstuffs on a small table; there are:

-red and green jellos
-chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies
-a big chocolate cake

there's also two medium-sized containers on the ground, but why would you pay attention to those with all this delicious food here?

DO YOU APPROACH Y/N?]

Comments

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

[.........................chocolate cake]

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[WAVE WAVE |D]

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

How do I get cake?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

I need a urine sample from a non-human.

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

...........d-does it have to be urine? How about a hair sample? Or some blood?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

[shakes his head]

I absolutely need it to be urine.

[getting a plastic cup out for you |D]

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

But I don't have to.

Go.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

Water usually helps!

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

...

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

I'll be here at least two more hours.

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

I bet the cake would be gone...

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

The more reason to hurry up, don't you think?

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

I..it's a little too embarrassing.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

You don't have to do it in front of me.

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

Giving someone a cup of pee is still embarrassing!

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

I am a doctor, there's nothing weird about that.

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

Can I see your credentials?

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

I don't have any, I'm unlicensed.

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

You're not allowed to say Trust me, I'm a Doctor if you're unlicensed.

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

I won't even be touching you.

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

What if you can somehow make clones and then harvest organs from them or something?

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

. . .I've been around Mao too long

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

Pretend I never said that. . .

[failhero.insanejournal.com]

Anyway uhm I hope you help lots of people get good food!

[dullahammered.insanejournal.com]

The simpler tasks you give them, the less willing they are to participate. You can ask your friend over there, I'm perfectly harmless. [gestures at Ebony]