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Who: Harmony + anyone!
Where: A nice spot between the arena and the DelPavo area.
When: Day 144, around noon
What: NOMS FOR FREE... ish.

[Shinra is humming to himself as he finishes arranging a series of foodstuffs on a small table; there are:

-red and green jellos
-chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies
-a big chocolate cake

there's also two medium-sized containers on the ground, but why would you pay attention to those with all this delicious food here?

DO YOU APPROACH Y/N?]

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We meet again.

So we do.

How have you been?

Everything is horrible! You don't actually care!

So lets carry on! What are you looking for today?

Such assumptions! You hurt my feelings.

Something really simple.

Tell me about it, brother.

I need urine samples.

. . .

What, so you can pretend its apple juice and prank a team?

Please don't insinuate I would do the same kind of terrible pranks as you.

Even I am not so cruel.

...also, lower your bracer if you want to be able to hear the wolf talk.

T-That's a wolf?!

His name is Poppy, he's on Canis, he can talk to you via telepathy if you lower your bracer.

Also may I have a cookie for sharing that knowledge?

No. I didn't ask you to share anything, it was all out of the goodness of your heart.

I appreciate the information, though.

But I want a delicious cookie.

Then get me a sample from a lady.

.......................hey Red let me try to get you punched in the face.

No thanks, Harmony Cor.

Well played.

No willing teammates? That's a shame, really.

I'm not asking new girl for a cup of piss.

Ah well.

We got fruit anyway, which is better for us.

So you're not even trying for the cake?

I assume it's reserved for something awesome?

For special people who are not human, that's right.

My team is all human.

Partner team?

Same.

[shrugs]

Some of us are amazing regardless though.

I know. And I never said I wouldn't take a sample from you. That's what those are for. [points at jello]