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!days 130-139,
ash & pikachu,
{katou yue},
{kishitani shinra},
{mindy macready},
{sephiroth},
{zim},
{{{aeon clock}}},
{{{kariya}}},
{{{lute}}},
{{{marisa}}},
{{{marla mason}}}

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Who: Fuck if I know
Where: Ophiuchus dorms
When: Day 130, morning
What: Little kid digging through the cutlery drawer

Maaaaan, these all look like they're for total bitches. Where the hell's the good stuff?

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Looking for something?

Yeah, something that can satisfy your . . . uh . . . shit, what's the word?

Cravings? Bloodlust? Desire for a utensil?

Naw, none of that.

Then what are you trying to satisfy?

Like. The woman that you don't like people insulting? I was going to say I was trying to find a bigger dong for her.

. . .

I think she means your mom.

Oh, yeah! Thanks!

. . . your assistance was unnecessary.

Hey, she thanked me.

. . .

Yeah, see? It totally doesn't sound good like that.

You wish to insult my mother?

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