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Who: Buttercup, Ophiuchus
Where: Ophiuchus Dorms
When: Day 78, evening
What: ~~SLAVE LABOR~~ Slick's present to the team

[In the Ophiuchus dorms, Slick is leading a blind boy in green down the stairs. The boy has a black tag around his neck which reads 'Guest', and may be the solution to how he's gotten in the dorms to begin with.]

The stairs spiral, don't kill yourself.

((WATANUKI IS COOKING DINNER FOR OPHIUCHUS. For now you can harass him while he tries to feed us, and later there will be a thread for DINNER!))

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[..... yellow blur and a kid.]

Um. Hello?

[sob rat claims apple orz]

Aw man. . .huh? Who are you?

I'm Buttercup! And, er. I'm here to cook dinner tonight.

Cook? Woah, the judges got us someone that can do that?

I'm not your servant! But -- I need glasses, and Slick said he'd get me them if I came to cook you dinner tonight.

Whaddya need glasses for? Are you deaf too?

To see with!

[......waves hand in front of]

You can't see me? How the heck are ya gonna cook?

[as;dlfj jerks his head back]

I can SEE. I just can't see WELL.

Well enough to cook, right?

Well enough to cook! Not well enough to see you or that thing as more than blobs.

Hey, Pikachu's kind of a fuzzy blob, so that's close enough. Cooking is more important anyway!

[...wait what]

He is?

[leans in to see]

[CHEEKS SPARK :F]

-- gah! W-what was that!?

Huh? Ah, nothin', it just shoots electricity, that's all.

[is not concerned for your safety at all \o/]

[SPARKSPARKSPARK--wait. Ceases a moment to sniff at :|aaa]

[what is this delicious smell :|aaaa]

Electricity hurts! I don't want to get hit by it!

[it's almost better than ketchup :OOOO]

[snorts and sparks ONE MORE TIME before backing off]

... what was that all about?

Beats me. He's kinda weird.

No kidding!

At least you didn't get zapped! You're doin' somethin' right.

... does he usually zap people? Or just you?