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Who: Anyone.
Where: Possibly somewhere near Orpheus/Cephrion/whatever they call themselves.
When: Day 124, late morning.
What:

[So on a large rock possibly near by, there is a Vulpecula practicing magic]

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Eh?

[DISTRACTION DUE TO WTFERY]

... Lucky. You're giving away food.

[ON THE DEFENSIVE]

What about it?

. . . are you sick?

Wh-what? I can't have a streak of generosity every now and then?

No!

Wh-who are you to judge me? I'm the one who best follows the stern rules of Vulpecula, and they don't even apply to me! Is that why you're here? You wanted to catch me in the act? IT WAS JUST ONE LITTLE DRUMSTICK!

. . . I came here first. You're the one who followed.

Maybe you just knew this was where I was planning to go!

N-not that I was planning anything!

...

[... s-shoulder paaaaaat?]

[that's. that's even worse somehow.]

[... yeah. yeah it really is]

I'M TAKING MY GOAT AND GOING HOME!!

[has apparently acquired a goat from Badger]

. . . okay?

Oh. And we're having goat-and-story night tonight. You'd better be there!

Right, right. I'll even do all the voices for the story.

Excellent! I have complete faith in your performance, based on your constant drive for attention!

... everyone's been commenting on that lately. I can't help it. I'm a performer. That's what we do.

Maybe, but see how I squeezed a compliment in there this time? That makes it constructive criticism!

[golf claps]

She, too, can be taught, everyone!

Hey now! There's a difference between constructive criticism and a backhanded compliment, you know!

I know. It took a lot of effort on your part. Don't worry, I am appreciative.

[isn't even sure whether that's sarcasm or not]

...It's not easy being leader, you know! It's tough and thankless, as our goat steaks will hopefully not be!